Joke of the Day

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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Bugselectricians!  Everything inside them is color coded.’

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC  shut them all up when he observed:  ‘You’re all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.

 
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.’
 
Attribution: Bev

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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