Joke of the Day

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A patient complained to his physician that his stomach had been bothering him.

The doctor asked, “What have you been eating?”

The patient replied, “That’s easy. I only eat pool balls.”

“Pool balls!” said the astonished doctor. “Maybe that’s the trouble. What kind do you eat?”

“All kinds,” said the patient, “Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue ones for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner.”

“I see the problem,” said the doctor. “You haven’t been eating any greens!”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).