Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, “If my viewers at home want to be healed, you need to place one hand on the television set and your other hand on the body part where you need to be healed.”
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, “I guess you just don’t get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead.”