Joke of the Day

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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. – Salvador Dali

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. – Japanese Proverb

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. – Homer Simpson

The main thing is keeping the main thing, the main thing. – German Proverb

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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