Joke of the Day

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We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two spoons in their vest pocket.

Naturally, we were curious. We asked a waiter why.

‘Sir, as a result of an efficiency study by the management, it was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon. Therefore, all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be instantly replaced.’

As he was explaining that we noticed a string hanging out of the fly of his pants. So, we asked about that.

‘Sir, that’s another efficiency study result. When we have to go to the bathroom, we use the string to pull ourselves out and aim. Therefore, we do not have to stop to wash our hands.’

We replied, ‘I understand how you can get yourself out and aim, but how do you get yourself back in.’

‘Well,’ replied the waiter, ‘I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the two spoons!’

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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