Two guys in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the guys started to laugh uncontrollably. The other guy can’t believe it!
He said, “What’s wrong with you? We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?”
The other guy said, “I just peed in the soup!”