Joke of the Day

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A rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a ten foot, man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in with it.”

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Tae Kwon Do instructor.

The bloody water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Then Leroy slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody just stared at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, “Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.

“No, dat’s okay. I don wan it,” said Leroy.

The rich man said, “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”

“No tanks, I don need it,” answered Leroy.

The host said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something! That was amazing! How about a new McLaren, a Rolex and some stock options?”

Again Leroy said. “No!”

Confused, the rich man asked, “Well, Leroy, then what do you want?”

Leroy said, “I wan da name of da scum what done pushed me inta dat pond!”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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