Joke of the Day

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A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!

You yuppies are so materialistic, its ridiculous retorted the officer. You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off.

Oh, my God! screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. My Rolex!

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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