Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
When they lit a fire in the craft it sank – proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.
The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.