Joke of the Day

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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives him a beer and a bowl of nuts.

The guy starts drinking his beer when suddenly he hears a soft voice: “Hey, that’s a nice tie.”

The guy looks around and sees no one except the bartender at the other end of the bar. The guy takes another sip of his beer when again he hears the soft voice: “Man, you are looking good, have you lost weight?”

The guy looks around, confused, and only sees the bartender down at the other end of the bar. He has another sip of his beer, a few more nuts, and the same thing happens again, the voice says: “I simply love your jacket.”

The guy calls the bartender down. “Do you hear voices?” the guy asks nervously.

“Voices, sir?” the bartender asks thinking he’s got a weirdo sitting at the bar.

“Yeah, watch this,” says the guy. He sips his beer and munches a handful of nuts. Sure enough there’s the soft voice: “Man, are you smart or what?”

“Oh, that,” says the bartender: “it’s the nuts. They’re complimentary.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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