Joke of the Day

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Daddy, what are those two spiders doing,” she asked?

“They’re mating,” her father replied.

“What do you call the spider on top,” she asked?

“A Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered.

“So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs,” the little girl asked?

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, “No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

“Well,” she said, “That may be okay in California, but we’re not having any of that crap here in Arizona.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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