Joke of the Day

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A priest decides one day to visit one of his elderly parishioners, Mrs. Smith. He rings the door bell and Mrs. Smith appears. “Good day, Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how you are doing.”

“Oh just fine Father, come on in, and we’ll have some tea.”

While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. “Mind if I have one?” the priest says.

“Not at all, have as many as you like.”

After a few hours, the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visiting, says to Mrs. Smith, “Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going. Oh, but dear me, I have eaten all your almonds. I’ll have to replace them the next time I visit.”

Mrs. Smith replied, “Oh don’t bother Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it’s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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