Looking forward to hunting season … but I do have a question.
If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck?
I mean … maybe he’d always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male.
And yet … on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female.
I’m just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that crap, because society and the Supreme Court does.