Joke of the Day

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A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said “Man, how did this happen?”

The hunter explains that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature. Squatting down by a tree, the bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles.

“Oh,” exclaims the doctor, “The pain must have been excruciating!”

“It was,” said the hunter, “The second worst pain in my life.”

“Second worst? What could have been worse than that?”

“Coming to the end of the chain,” said the hunter.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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