Buckwheat of the Little Rascals fame grew up, became a Muslim, and changed his name. He now goes by Kareem of Wheat.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!