Joke of the Day

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Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

Soon after takeoff, the blonde woman called a stewardess to her seat and said, “I have a live grenade in my pocket. I’ll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo.”

Perplexed, the stewardess said, “But, ma’am. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo.”

“Damn!” replied the blonde passenger, “I got on the wrong plane.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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