Joke of the Day

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, ‘Do you think he’ll jump?’ Bob says, ‘You know, I bet he’ll jump.’
The blonde replied, ‘Well, I bet he won’t.’ Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, ‘You’re on!’
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, ‘Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.’
Bob replied, ‘I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 PM news and so I knew he would jump.’
The blonde replied, ‘I saw it too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.’
Bob took the money……

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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