Joke of the Day

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In a city church located near you one Sunday morning, a preacher said,
“Anyone with ‘special needs” who wants to be prayed over, please come
forward to the front by the altar.”

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher
asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”

The preacher put one finger of one hand on Leroy’s ear, placed his other
hand on top of Leroy’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He
prayed a “blue streak” for Leroy and the whole congregation joined in
with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and
asked, “Leroy, how is your hearing now?”

Leroy answered, “I don’t know. My hearing ain’t ’til Thursday.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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