Joke du Jour

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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant.

There was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

“Oh my, I am so sorry”. the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. “Let me make it up to you by buying your dinner.”

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards went to the theatre followed by drinks.

They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he, his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet breakfast with all the extras. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

“You know”, he said, “you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No”, she replies. . ..
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She said … …:
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“You just happened to catch my eye.”

Attribution: Karen

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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