Blonde Joke Week – Joke of the Day

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A woman decided to redecorate her bedroom.

She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Buffy,” she said, “how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the woman bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had two rolls leftover.

“Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I had two leftover!”

“Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”

Attribution: Fred

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One comment on “Blonde Joke Week – Joke of the Day

  1. A blond had a minor accident with her car. She took it to a car repair shop and said she didn’t have the money to pay for the repairs and asked the worker there if there was some way she could get the dent out without spending a lot of money. The man looked at the dent and said that because it was in the door, the easiest way was to go back to her home and blow in the tailpipe to expand the metal back into shape.

    So, the blond went home and huffed and puffed until she was exhausted, but the dent would not pop out. Her friend dropped by (another blond, of course), and asked what she was trying to do, give the car a version of sex? She explained what the maintenance man said, but she was totally out of breath.

    Her friend said, well, silly, roll up the windows!

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