Joke of the Day

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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very
hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped
in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
their “freedom.”

As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of
ladies from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest
covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for
cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates.

The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in my congregation, it’s
my face they would recognize.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).