A man was found guilty of overusing commas. read more
Customer : I’d like to try that dress in the window. read more
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.”
“That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” read more
After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. read more
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde; I’m beautiful; I’m going to New York; and I’m not moving.” read more
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. read more
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
The family walked out to the driveway, and climbed into the car, where he was about to take them for a ride for the first time. read more
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. read more
In our home we tend to get the children to help out. read more
The insurance agent was having quite an easy time selling Mrs. Cunningham insurance on her husband’s life. In fact he thought it was too easy. read more