Joke of the Day

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he’s ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn’t sleep that night. read more

Joke of the Day

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. – Salvador Dali read more

Joke of the Day

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. – Demetri Martin

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ – Tommy Cooper read more