Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.
He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. read more
A man who absolutely hated his wife’s cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing. read more
Why is it called a ‘Picnic’?
Betty Sue wanted to eat outside on a hot summer day with her boyfriend. read more
Carl died and found himself at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter welcomed Carl, but Carl said, “I can’t die yet, I still have a lot to do!” read more
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.” read more
Three convicts were on the way to prison.
They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time whilst stuck behind bars.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?”
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of Jail.” read more
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making. read more
Kirk was telling his colleagues about a strange dream he had the previous night.
He dreamt he was in the middle of action in the old west riding a stagecoach.
All of a sudden, a cowboy riding a horse appears on the right side of the stagecoach and a horse without a rider pulls up on the left. read more
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. read more
